Just A Day In The Life

So today in my crazy life, I met JOE SIMPSON. Dear little Jessica Simpson's dad. We've officially made it a public affair.


Although he refused to shake my hand, I'll blame the preacher's uncouthness on my blue hair.

Also, note to Joe, instead of insisting that Ashlee get a nose job you might want to take care of the tire around your waist.

Do You Agree?